Friday, May 21, 2010

RUFFLES! (And I'm not talking about the Potato Chip) ... Another fashion How-To

So a trend has resurfaced that I am just in love with ..... 


Ruffles are just so feminine and fun with a touch of whimsy. That being said ...... as with most trends (as we covered in the infamous JORT post) .... there are rules. 

The ruffle can be gorgeous .... but placed in the wrong area .... they are ooooh sooooo unforgiving. 
Uhh...... what? Better question... why?

Or worse, too many ruffles in one look you can give the impression that you moonlight as a Colonial dinner theater actor 
So without further ado here are Kendallina's rules on....

HOW TO WEAR RUFFLES

1. BALANCE
Ruffles are pretty .... but they add volume to your look .... and therefore your body shape. So it's safe to say one size ruffle does NOT fit all. Wherever you are biggest..... a ruffle should not go. 

BUSTY 
If you are "blessed" with a bigger bust, wearing ruffles will only draw more attention to the girls and probably make you look much larger than you really are .... and I'm talking in a "I ate too many Big Macs" look vs. an Instant Implant way. Instead try a ruffled skirt or something with ruffles on or skimming the shoulder. 


PEAR SHAPED
If you have good "birthing hips", avoid skirts with big ruffles at the waist. Instead opt for a ruffled top, a skirt with a ruffle at the hem, or down the center. 

 

SMALL BUST/BOYISH
You lucky ducks can pretty much ruffle it up wherever you want. If you want, you can even strategically ruffle the bust area for a boost. 

FULL FIGURED
A streamlined neck to hem ruffle like this is very flattering on a plus gal. This look in particular is even slimming since it goes bigger on top and then slims down as it skims the silhouette. 

Baby Phat

*Note: Plus sized ladies, you in particular should be wary of the "Overall" ruffle look. You should highlight your curves, NOT tent them.... and when you tent them in ruffle... it's just not good
Ruffle mumu? 

2. MODERATION
Ruffles are supposed to be an accent... overdoing it is bad. Think of the ruffle as your accessory. Your jewelry should be understated. Also one ruffle at a time ladies. Ruffled top? Hold off on the ruffled skirt and shoes. The ruffle should highlight the outfit .... not take it over. 
Ahhh Quinceniera gone wrong. NO ME GUSTA NO ME GUSTA

3. PAIR WITH STRAIGHT LINES
If you are wearing ruffled separates, pair pieces with tailored and tighter pieces. It streamlines the look.

4. LADIES ONLY
Under no circumstances should men wear ruffles.

What is Chinese for OH HELL NO?

Unless you are....

A PIRATE

SEINFELD IN THE RUFFLE SHIRT EPISODE
or 
LIBERACE

Hope my little how-to has helped! And now for the Grand Finale .... well maybe more like a epilouge.... cause really who can beat Liberace for a Grand Finale?.... Here are some of my favorite ruffly pieces in general. Enjoy! Xoxo

11 comments:

  1. lol oh my god this post is so awesome (and helpful!)

    i love all the rules and accompanying photos - especially the when ruffles are appropriate for men rules!

    i found you through lady bloggers and i am definitely adding you to my feed/following you! love the blog!

    - Rhian
    http://ayellowgiraffe.blogspot.com

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  2. hahaha - thank you for the Saturday morning laughs! And very helpful too!
    Happy Weekend!

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  3. haha this made me giggle, and great tips!! (: fabulous blog

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  4. Ruffles are making a great comeback. .. Love the Betsey Johnson and those three smart casuals.. Done following you...

    Your 20sb friend,
    Mhel

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  5. Your post was enlightening and entertaining! Ruffles can always add something special to an outfit but then we have "ruffle rebels" who are constant offenders of the fashion law...smh...Anyhoo, love your blog design doll. Keep being a fab!

    xoxo,
    Arika L.
    Your 20SB Fashionista member

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  6. Yay - glad you're posting again!

    This is so true --- I think somewhere on Life: Forward there is (or should be) a post where I emphasized the obvious truth that ruffles make things look bigger... so if you already are self conscious about the size of your bottom, adding ruffles is not going to help!

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  7. love the sienfeld shirt ref. Hilarious! I follow you now, come check out t&m!

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  8. Great Seinfeld flashback. I can relate to the pirate though...I've had dressing room moments that felt like that.

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  9. OK, so that Seinfeld shirt pic is hilarious! My look isn't super fem, so I don't don ruffles too often, but I've been know to have a little ruffle now and then.

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  10. great post! i couldn't agree with you more.

    xoxo
    http://teresa-mondaymorning.blogspot.com/

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  11. LMAO! What is Chinese for "Oh Hell No!" oh Kendall.....you slay me! You need a Wendy Williams-esque type show, i feel.

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