Sophia is smarter than Sarah... shocking: Pasta with Mussels and Saffron "In Cartoccio"

Mmm wanna know how to make this? I bet you do. Don't try to resist.

Before I tell you, I wanna get something straight. To clarify so all you 4 pound biatches and yo-yo dieters actually ENJOY the dish when you make it. We all know in this country .... pasta has received a pretty bad wrap. It's all about low carb, no carb, white flour is the devil incarnate etc. etc. etc. This is just BS.

Pasta CAN be healthy. There is this whole country of generally not-fat people who eat pasta every day called "Italy" to prove that point. Sure, when you put 12-lbs of butter and cream on it a la Fettuccini Alfredo .... yeah .... you might as well just go eat a box of Twinkies while you are at it. But, if use some fresh and healthy ingredients, then a little pasta is good for you. In the words of the eternal hottie, Sophia Loren:

"Everything you see I owe to spaghetti."

And if THAT BODY is wrong.... well then I don't wanna be right. 

Allora....

BRING ON THE PASTA!

FUSILLI COL BUCO CON COZZE E ZAFFERANO IN CARTOCCIO

Pasta with Mussels and Saffron baked in a foil pouch

(Sound better in Italian doesn't it)

SERVES 3-4 

350g dried long pasta (I used Fusilli col buco, any long dried pasta such as spaghetti, linguine, etc. will do)

1 28 oz can San Marzano whole peeled tomatoes

1 1/2 handfuls fresh cherry tomatoes

pinch of saffron

1 cup dry white whine

1 1/2 lb. mussels

2 cloves of garlic

1 shallot

red pepper flakes

salt

heavy duty aluminum foil

* To see any of the photos enlarged just click on them!

1. Chop the garlic, shallots, and parsley. In a large flat pot heat 1 cup of white wine, add garlic, shallot, and a dash of red pepper flakes to the pot and simmer over medium-high heat until the wine starts to gently boil.

2. Meanwhile preheat the oven to 350F and boil salted water for pasta. Add a pinch of saffron to the water. Add pasta and cook until al dente. Cooking the pasta in the saffron water should give the pasta a nice golden color and will add a hint of saffron taste to the pasta itself. Reserve a 1/2 cup of pasta water after the pasta is finished cooking.

3. Go back to the wine pot and add fresh mussels. Put the lid on the pot but leave open slight so steam can release. Steam until the mussels open. Remove mussels from pan but leave the liquid.

4. Drain and transfer pasta into pan with the wine. Add the 1/2 cup of reserved saffron pasta water. Turn up heat and bring liquid to a soft boil. Open the can of tomatoes, hand crush the tomatoes and drop into the pan. Then add in the fresh cherry tomatoes.

*I mix the tomatoes canned and fresh because Italian San Marzano's (even when canned) are much more flavorful than American tomatoes. You can use all fresh if you want, but you will have a stronger flavor if you can find some imported San Marzano's to add in. 

5. Add back in the mussels and parsley. Mix together and cook for 2 minutes while gently tossing ingredients.

6. Set out a deep baking sheet. Take a large piece of heavy-duty foil and cover the baking sheet and fold up the corner to make a large rectangular "bag" of sorts. Pour the contents of the pot into the bag. Then take another large piece of foil and cover, sealing the corners. Pop the baking sheet into the oven for 6-7 minutes.

7. Plate the pasta making sure there are at least 6+ mussels for each person..... and VOILA!

Yummy AND good for you! Carbs, Veggies, Lean Protein. Fresh and clean. Perfectly balanced meal. Channel your inner Sophia and make yourself something tasty for dinner tonight! Buon Appetito!

The Blog is Back... Alright!

Good news. The Blog is BACK. Back harder than when Backstreet was Back. Although the blog lacks a supersweet dance to bust out at the Junior High Winter Social (circa 1998), I'll venture it ages better than Nick Carter did.

After Paris dumped me I ate my feelings, couldn't fit into my clothes, and blew all my money on drugs and Krispy Kremes. Now I have to shop at Plato's Closet. Sweet jacket though right?!

I've gotten several requests over the past months to revive the blog, and I figure the new year is a good time for a "re-launch". I don't know about you, but 2010 was not a banner year for me in general. I'll sum it up in the words of a drunken ex-sorostitute I overheard on New Year's Eve:

"I'd kill a bitch to forget 2010." 

But I'm from Texas ....
And the famous CBS news anchor Dan Rather once said:

There's an old saying..  that you should marry a girl from Texas because no matter how tough things get, she's tougher.

I sure as hell don't want to get married just yet, but Danny Boy makes a good point. It's a new year and I'm starting over. All the selfish, narcissistic, assholes of the world can go screw themselves. All the sad or unfortunate events that are out of my control, I will try to learn to leave in God's hands. 2011 is going to be great. If not great, we are going to at least aim for less shitty. I'll send some good vibes out for all y'all too. 

Last night I watched the DVD of EAT, PRAY, LOVE. Not as great as the book (which if you have not READ yet, please please please do), but I enjoyed it enough. It's a great story about renewal, finding yourself, moving on from the past, and appreciating beauty in life. So I'm going to end on a particularly poignant quote from the book that I think we all should remind ourselves of on a regular basis in the new year:

So with that ..... Bring on the Blog. Here's to a new year of Reviews, Fashion, Beauty, Music, Photography, Film, Books, Travel, Food, Quotes, How-tos, and Making fun of trashy and/or slutty people.
Stay Tuned.... 

P.S. Again if you haven't Kindled (yes I made Kindle a verb) Eat, Pray, Love yet.... please do. Now:

Eat, Pray, Love: One Woman's Search for Everything Across Italy, India and Indonesia

Or then there is always the vaguely humorous Male spin-off.. 

Drink, Play, F@#k: One Man's Search for Anything Across Ireland, Las Vegas, and Thailand